You've Heard "He's An Accident Waiting To Happen?" The Wait Is Over.

Russian Hubby In Hot Water For Faking Car Theft To Get Out Of Shopping With His Wife

Florida Super-Speeder Going 107 MPH In A 55 Was Just Trying To Get To Little Caesars Before They Closed

New Jersey Car Salesman Busted For Living In Customer's Traded-In Vehicle

Nicole Found Out The Hard Way Her New Apartment Came With An Escaped Snake

Florida Teen Pulled Over For DUI On Halloween, Already Wearing An Inmate Costume

Sorry Mr. Bank Robber, If We Catch You, You Don't Get To Keep The Money

"Santa Got A DWI" Is A Song By Sherwin Linton, Turns Out Sherwin Could See The Future

Let's Start With "Drunk German Man Falls Out Pub Window" And Go From There

Best Line From A Detroit Zoom Court Hearing, "You Got Some Pants On, Officer?"

Florida Man Smashes 80 Halloween Pumpkins At Target 'Cause Facebook Made Him Mad

Assume There's Always A Camera Watching, Even When You Drive To The Middle Of Nowhere To Set Your Own Car On Fire For The Insurance

All He Wore To the Fight Was A Baseball Cap & A Speedo

"Oh, The Sign Says "Absolutely NO Drugs Allowed," I Read That Wrong"

Ever Wondered How Big Your Funeral Will Be? This Guy Couldn't Wait To Find Out.

Michael Jackson Arrested For Stealing A Truck In Kansas

Twenty-Somethings Steal 200 Stuffed Animals From Amusement Park

Man Faked Blindness For 53 Years To Claim Disability, Now He's Seen The Light

This Guy's One Demand To End 4-Hour Armed Stand-Off Was A DQ Blizzard

Florida Man Arrested For Hitting Someone With A Cheeseburger In Drive-By Burgering